contortionists

This weekend I attended a Washington Wizards game with my brothers and Jamie. For those of you who aren't aware the Wizards are absolutely terrible. They currently are 13 - 43, winning less than 25% of their games. You would think that with an atrocious record like this fans would not be flocking to the Verizon Center each game to see the Wiz play a horrendous game of basketball. However, this weekend, as I watched them lose by 31 points to the San Antonio Spurs, there were several fans (some were San Antonio fans, yes). There were so many fans at the game in fact that our seats got stolen. It is important to note that our seats that got stolen were the ABSOLUTE WORST seats in the entire place. They were on the hill in Row Q, which, if you haven't been to the Verizon Center, touches the ceiling. If you fell from Row Q you would die immediately. So, since our seats were taken, we had to relocate and in turn take someone elses seats. We were promptly kicked out of these seats and had to relocate once again. If you are wondering why there were so many fans at the game sitting in any seat they could find to watch the Wizards lose, at half time, the answer came to me. I now present to you, the half time show from the Washington Wizards game on Saturday February 21st at 8PM - The Contortionist. He was wheeled onto the court in a small plastic box and contorted his body every which way. His body was in shapes that I had hoped to never see in my life. He then put his body through a toilet seat. This may not seem crazy to you, but please review this size of your toilet seat and then imagine putting it over your head and having your hole body go through the seat before you take it off at your feet. To see how absolutely outrageous this contortionist was, please review the attached photos.