Saturday, January 3, 2009

World's Smallest Man Meets World's Tallest Man




Dear cyber friends,

Who knew that the day the smallest man and the tallest man in the world would meet at a long picnic table. You would think that THEY COULD PICK A BETTER LOCATION! WHAT A LAME SPOT FOR TWO OF THE BEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD TO MEET! And who the hell are the people that introduced him? Also, the tallest man should be ashamed of himself. He was dressed like a bum, whereas the smallest man was clearly dressed for a black tie event...BUT ENDED UP STANDING ON A DANG PICNIC TABLE/BEING HELD LIKE A DAMN PORCELAIN DOLL! Insulting to say the least. All we're saying is that such a momentous occasion clearly could have been executed better. What are your thoughts? We are eager to read your thorough analyses.

XOXO
TI83PLUS//*\\<3

2 comments:

  1. This is probably "Inner Mongolia's" only claim to fame. I'm also really disgusted with the color of the table cloth used at the event, but I guess yellow does represent friendship.

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  2. I would just like to point out as well that this was a really busy week for the World's Tallest man which could explain why he is a little under dressed. He was just married days earlier.

    XOXO Professional Cuddler **&** <3

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